"Mommy, I can't wait till I am old like you and have floppy boobies" (thanks sweetie! I can't wait to remind you of this one after you have had kids). - I'm off to buy a good push up bra now!
"Its not a fucking toy, it's just a toy mommy". - ok, time to try and curb the swearing around little ears.....nah, just educate them on what grown ups are allowed to say vs kids - so much easier!
"Mommy if you diet you can get nice and skinny like (insert skinny bitch friends name here)" - I'm trying dammit, now stop waving that yummy looking treat in front of me, I might bite off some of your fingers when I snap at it!
"Oooops" - always bad, no matter what, where or when.
"Do you think I want to breath on you?" - Said by Diggle after asking for proof that he did indeed brush his teeth. A sure sign that he lied about doing it the first time!
And finally....my nightmarish comment I heard last night at bedtime...."I can't wait till summer then we can stay up late every night!" - is it fall yet?
Don't feel bad, I have floppy boobies too
ReplyDeleteHellarious. See what I did? I combined hell and hilarious because this was hilarious as hell. :)
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