Random things you never expected to say.
What are you eating? No, I don't
have any raisins, and have not had any in the house for months, spit it
out.....for the love of God spit it put right now!
No we cannot use your
toothpaste after it has fallen in the toilet.
No they did not have to cut you out of Mommys tummy. How did you
get out then? Erm, yes they cut you out.
No that bath toy is not
supposed to fit on your penis, take it off now.
The tooth fairy must have
been really busy last night, I bet if you go and check after breakfast you will
find she was just running late.
Do not drink the bath water! Do not
pretend you are a fountain and put the bath water in your mouth.
No
sweetheart, no matter how great you think it will be to be older and have floppy
boobs just like mom, you really don't want that trust me.
I don't care
if you are playing puppy dogs, tying a leash around your brothers neck is not
happening.
No Daddys hair really did not fall off his head and land lower
down.
I
don't care, you still have to wear underpants!
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