Random things you never expected to say.

• What are you eating? No, I don't have any raisins, and have not had any in the house for months, spit it out.....for the love of God spit it put right now!

• No we cannot use your toothpaste after it has fallen in the toilet.

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• Just bite him back then 

• No they did not have to cut you out of Mommys tummy.  How did you get out then?  Erm, yes they cut you out.

• No that bath toy is not supposed to fit on your penis, take it off now.

• The tooth fairy must have been really busy last night, I bet if you go and check after breakfast you will find she was just running late.

• Do not drink the bath water!  Do not pretend you are a fountain and put the bath water in your mouth.

• No sweetheart, no matter how great you think it will be to be older and have floppy boobs just like  mom, you really don't want that trust me.

• I don't  care if you are playing puppy dogs, tying a leash around your brothers neck is not happening.

• No Daddys hair really did not fall off his head and land lower down.

• Just ignore your father.

• What did I just step in?

• I don't care, you still have to wear underpants!